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Tim: Yo momma so fat she is too big to fail in the fast food industry.
Matt: Yo momma so fat she walked out in front of my car and when I swerved to go around her, I ran out of gas.
Dan: Ooh, Ooh.. I wanna play. Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter, and a vein burst in George Washingtons forehead.
Tim: Yo momma fails
- Yo Momma so fat she is in serious risk of congestive heart failure, type two diabetes, stroke and osteoarthritis. She so fat she could die.
- Yo Momma so stupid she never learned how to read, write or do simple arithmetic; she was too busy being forced into child prostitution.
- Yo Momma so retarded that after the head on collision, doctors said she doesn’t have a functioning brain.
May 15th, 2011 at
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yo mama so fat she puts her lipstick with a paint roller
yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu