I’m in on a Saturday night, staring in the mirror practicing up on his new pick up speech, one line zingers and trying to reinvent and perfect the bend and snap – and – getting the sewing machine out to make my peacock feather display a bit more flashy. Why, you ask? – within the last 30 days I’ve heard this same commonly used phrase twice from two different girls, “Tim, I can’t [won't] sleep with you.” haha jokes on me – ahhh now I’m sad.
AboutTongue tied tim is all amateur all the time; you won't find any big egos here but that's not to say we won't try our very best to get a laugh out of you. Not only is it okay to laugh at our expense we aim to try. We are all about bringing you an uncensored account of all our awkward yet funny moments through our many ramblings, rants, raves, misguided attempts, indecent proposals, inappropriate and untimely remarks and bad one liners. some of us have even stopped taking our prescribed meds, against doctors' orders - so that might make for some good material. We got us an online open mic here, so feel free to submit a funny story, pic or comic. |
