white trash tim’s pizza and porn palace

(A): Cut up hot dogs; scrambled eggs; macaroni and cheese; micro mini pizzas; fried shrimp, pizza pockets; mini corn dogs; bologna; sushi; fruit salad; ice cream; mini burritos; potato chips; candy bars; gum balls; spaghetti and meat balls; prime rib; donut holes; pb&j; bloomin onion; peeps; pop rocks; mash potatoes and gravy; tater tots

(Q): What pizza toppings will White-Trash-Tim’s-Pizza-n-Porn-Palace have?

All the waitress will be hot girls but they  all have to wear fat suits or a furry costume. Where the porn comes in, is as you eat the pizza, it slowly reveals a nude woman or man. You never know what you are going to get but you can take it home; it’s laminated so you can take it pretty much anywhere. I think I’ll also have porn playing on the big screen TV too.

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