Don’t stick you thumb through your pants zipper and take a cell phone picture then send it to a girl as a harmless joke. Especially if that girl has a poor quality vewing screen on her cell phone. Her reply: “NOT appropriate!, WTF! although I am pleasantly surprised how big it is.” Me: “You do know that was my thumb right?” Her: “oh thank god, I did think it looked a bit pathetic but didn’t want to hurt your feelings” Me: “Haa! Fact: girls do lie about a guys size. I knew it!” Her: “Please don’t text me anymore.”
Sometimes – a lot of times – I’m “that guy.”
