I just asked a Doctor friend about her date last night. She explained to me that if she was to cut him open he would bleed vanilla. wow! I don’t every want her taking care of me if she thinks people have ice cream inside their veins – but if this is true, then I totally understand why vampires are so trendy this summer. If I was one of those vampires who got to turn hot chicks into vampires I’d first tell them that if they really wanted to be a vampire that they would – I want you to suck my prick, ahhhahahaa. come on now, read that line over and say it how a vampire would say it. Look, it’s just your typical vampire casting couch type of stuff; they can say no. The bumper sticker on the back of my blacked out van would say: Ass, Cash or Grass – Nobody gets bit for free.
