Two Bananas - One Peel!
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I picked up a valet gig up in the hills tonight; one lady rolls down her window and says all i have is $2.00 – I say “we only deal in eighths sorry”; total cougar; turns out she works for a staffing agency and she gives us a few business cards – I tell her “so I’ll call you sometime and we can talk about giving me a job”; I think she got it; it was dark but I think she blushed? MLIA
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