twitter definitions
Litter/ Li-ter/ n. The daily tweets of an individual who tweets more times than there are hours in the day. “Look at all the damn litter John has posted today. Why are we friends with such an annoying person? I mean look, he posted 5 times about something about being stuck in the trunk of his car and then 4 more about needed the police because his ex girlfriend kidnapped him. – seriously enough already.” adj. Littering.
Qwitter/ Qui-tter/ n. An individual who who was so preoccupied with a real life event that they forgot to tweet about it. “I bet you didn’t hear that Mike made out with that Asian porn star last night and then got a job as a fluffer for her next gang bang film. I mean why would you know since he never tweeted about it. I hate that guy – wait! – a fluffer?”
Shitter/ Sh-iter/ n. An individual who tweets about mundane and day to day chores and or events. ” Damn it all to hell! Kelly is a real shitter; no one wants to know that she had a good workout at the gym and is now planning on eating a sloppy joe for dinner. She knows I loves the sloppy Joe – why wouldn’t she invite me over? – bitch!” adj. Shitting.
Twatter/ Twa-tter/ n. Someone who is following your tweets and you never realized that they where following you until just now. “Sarah is a twatter on my twitter account. I wonder how long has she been following me? No wonder she is mad at me. I tweeted about how I was the one who took the poop in her cat’s litter box during her party.” adj. twatting.
Twittastic/ Twit-tas-tic/ adj. A tweeter that deserves a shiny gold star sticker for a tweet that go above and beyond. ” Jim had a twittastic tweet RT@jim: I cured cancer today, ended world hunger, won the lottery and I ain’t her babies daddy so suck it Lucy!”
Whittle/ Whi-ttle/ v. The shortening of a tweet to fit into less than or equal to 150 characters. “I have to whittle this tweet down – which is going to be difficult because I have a lot of reasons why I am breaking up with my girlfriend. Yes I’m ending it through a tweet. It’s better than simply unfriending her without any explanation. I just can’t be with a girl who lacks a back bone and can’t stand up for herself – no, it’s not what you think – she is in a wheel chair now and that creeps me out.”
