When they say jump, I say how I wish I had roof access; if you give Tim a cookie he will ask for health care benefits; ask not what your company can do for you – ask what you can do to your company’s crapper; practice makes calluses; it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of its laser beams strapped to his back; it ain’t over until you give up and go home to take a nap; not so young, still dumb and full of dreams that never came true; If seeing is believing then does that mean blind people had it right all along when it comes to Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny? when you ask someone what time it is and their response is that it’s time to get a watch don’t you just want to tear off their face and eat it? If someone only has one testicle, is it still possible to play pocket pool or do they have a different game they play? How dare they call it a dishwasher when it washes nothing at all! So you are telling me I have to wash my dishes first, then put them into the “dishwasher”? what a scam. If I’m out of tortillas but have all the makings for a burrito, I could still make a sandwich and named it a Sloppy Jose; it’s essentially a taco in an hamburger bun; that sound deliciosios. Indian girls: I love them; all dressed in their sarees and looking all Kama Sutra like.
These where all the thoughts that keep me up last night.
