I’m going to eat a Sloppy Joe for lunch today.
FACT: the Sloppy Joe was invented by a drunk named Joe in the 1850′s. His Original recipe, by accident, included vomit and a stale piece of bread he found on the bar room floor. The town folk used to say, “ohh no here comes that sloppy Joe, he is disgusting.”
Over the years, Joe would eventually get clean and rename his invention, the Manwhich. With the help of monkeys (his only friends left), who would throw the mix against the walls like poop, Joe found the perfect blend of meat, sauce, monkey drool and lead paint from those kitchen walls; he would go on to become rich and famous. not for the sandwiches; no, those made people go crazy due to all the lead. he became rich and famous for being the guy who invented the scrunchy.
