Plain Jane
Plain Jane’s Posts on that guy
- a petite man (part 1)
- Junior (part 2)
- the force
- them are some old balls
- a state rivalry
- a false pregnancy
Plain Jane’s Posts on bad advice
About Plain Jane
First, there are few things you should know- I am not a writer and I am not trying to become one. I am not hoping some famous author or publishing house reads my work and signs me for some three-book-deal where I fly all across the country reading excerpts from my incredibly witty and sexy books to perfect strangers in small coffee houses on my book signing tour. No, that’s not my deal. I am not going to write grammatically correct sentences (unless you want to edit for me) either. I cannot even guarantee everything will be spelled correctly. I mean, I will probably make up words on occasion. You should expect to read a lot of dirty language as I feel I cannot adequately express myself without using the word fuck. So, with that being said, I’ll get on with it…
I am nearly 28 years old and living in the dreary Pacific Northwest. Two months ago I moved out of my parents house where I had been cohabitating with them for the last two years. Before living with my folks, I was down in San Diego for a few years. If you’ve ever been to San Diego then you’ll know how much fun and craziness goes on down there. A bad break-up and a serious lack of money drove me back north to my childhood home. Since then I have been single, and as of recently so are a few of my friends (yay for me finally!). Though, I once read that this city is one of the worst places to be single so I don’t know how great it is to add more girls to my dating pool.
Anyway, so what is this about? What should my readers expect? I don’t really know. Mostly I will write about ridiculous dates I’ve been on (and will be going on), my part-time house-sitting job, stupid people and anything that evokes an emotional response in me really. Whatever I feel like, I guess… but the main thing is that it will be funny (even if it’s just to me).
Editor’s Note: Contrary to her pen name, we want to emphasis that there is nothing plain about Jane; she is a very funny and hilarious girl. We think you will get a good laugh out of her funny and entertaining posts. We offer a money back guarantee, so If you don’t laugh out loud at least once, we will send you your money back.
