Wedding Tackle, Twig and Berries, Knob, Pole, Skin Flute, Fire Hose, Bone or Boner.
Generic Terms for it
- Dick
- Cock
- Wiener
- Pecker
- Boner
- Hard on
- Thing
- Piece
- Member
- Tool
- Package
- Unit
- Shaft
- It
Get a funny book on the Penis for your coffee table! Penis Pokey
Lesser-Known Penis Slang (perhaps British slang)
- Doinker
- Prick
- Cack
- Choad
- Chub
- Pud
- Schlong
- Wankie
How about the book Tickle His Pickle on pleasing a penis. a great stocking stuffer!
Penis Slang that could Pass for an Asian Name
- Dong
- Wang
- Ding a ling
- Ding dong
- Long dong
Give your ex the Guide for a Bigger Penis in front of his new partner
Meat Popsicle, Sausage, Corn Dog, Stinky Pickle, Banana, Bologna Pony, Teeny Weenie.
Phallic Shaped Food
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- Kielbasa
- Bratwurst
- Meat Popsicle
- Big Italian salami
- Meat thermometer
- Bologna pony
- Salami
- Sausage
- Tube steak
- Weenie
- Pork sword
- Noodle
- Banana
- Stinky pickle
- Corn dog
Penis 101 – Required Reading: History of the Penis
Magic Penis
- Magic wand
- Staff
- Divine Rod
- Magic mushroom tip
Penis Love
- Love muscle
- Love shaft
- Love stick
- Baby maker
How to Live with a Huge Penis. Seriously, there is a book on this! Thank God!! lol
Ding Dong, Pencil Dick, Third Leg, Ding Dong, Baby Arm, Cock, Mushroom Tip, Love Muscle, Heat Seeking Love Missile, Beef Bayonet, Needle Dick.
Body Parts to Describe Your Part
- Main vein
- Middle leg
- Third leg
- Baby arm
Sucks to be You (on the receiving end)
- Tonsil tickler
- Anal impaler
- Cornholer
A great gift for Mothers Day Guide to Fisting, Fingering & Hand Jobs
Not so Proper Fucked
- Heat-seeking love missile
- Beef bayonet
Tools that Go to Town
- Power drill
- Jack hammer
Sports Equipment to Play with
- Wedding tackle
- Bat
- Club
- Rod
- Pole
An E-book I Have a Small Penis Tales, probably so no one can see it sitting on your bookshelf
Phallic Shaped Hardware
- Knob
Jack-in-the-Box, Little Solider, Tally Whacker, Joy Stick
Playing with Your Toy
- Joystick
- Jack-in-the-box
- Little solider
- Tally Whacker
This One is for the Groupies
- Skin flute
- Male organ
It’s all about the D
- D-train
- The D
Now this is more like it! Sexual Urban Legends: Penis Captivus, Vagina Dentata, Soggy Biscuit, Gerbilling, Mars Bar Party, Sex Parties & Rainbow Parties
Penises with Character
- Mr. Happy
- Bald-Headed Yogurt Slinger
- Big Dick and the Twins
- Long Dong Silver
- Jimmy
- Johnson
- Little Chubby
- Captain Winky
- One Eyed Willy
- Ole One Eye
- One Eyed Monster
- Purple-Headed Soldier
- Purple Headed Warrior
- Peter
- Harry Johnson
Captain Winky, Mr. Happy, Purple Headed Warrior, Little Chubby, One Eyed Monster
You’re an Animal — in Bed
- Alabama black snake
- Anaconda
- One eyed snake
- One eyed trouser snake
- Hog
- The Salamander
- Purple headed cobra
- Electric eel
- Worm
I didn’t know you could give yourself a nickname? Guess your penis is the exception: The Penis Name Book: A Guide to Naming Man’s Best Friend
Big Penis Slang Words
- Giant Redwood
- Horse cock
- Hung
Small Penis Slang Words
- Pencil dick
- Needle dick
- Lincoln Log
- Tootsie Roll
- Tiny Tim
- Twig and berries
- Teeny weenie
and one more one eyed trouser snake
If you like sexual innuendoes, try a spoof how-to How to Lay Pipe.
