Tim: I don’t see the problem with regifting a gift from last year. It sat under my bed unopened and is only slightly damaged. So what if I regifted the gift to my new girlfriend of four months. I’m broke with a crappy job, it was either that or a pearl necklace — woooo!!
Brad: I’m gonna wait for her to comment before I chime in with my two cents. Ah, screw it. If she prefers your regift over McDonald’s gift certificates, then you win. If she doesn’t… EPIC FAIL, dude.
Ann: I’m not waiting to hear from your girlfriend on this one. TIM! That’s not very cool unless you go for the necklace too! Bad BOY!
Brad: Tim… you’re a boy? What? Why do you wear a sports bra to work?
Tim: The gift was at one time worth $150 but I had no use for it and I couldn’t sell it on Craigslist; so I gave it to her. Brad, I wear the Bro* because I need the extra support. My doctor said it was ergonomic like those keyboards. (*Seinfeld: s6: e18)
The Girlfriend: I’m going to use the photo printer he regifted to me to print photos he took of the pearl necklace he also gave me. Woo!
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