status updates
If you want to read about my random status updates, tweets or my funny Facebook updates, here is where you will find them. With the help of my funny and humorous supporting cast, we are able to feed off our silliness and come up with some pretty funny stuff. Feel free to add to the funny by posting a comment.
Funny Facebook Updates
Funny back and forth Facebook comments amongst friends
- weight loss
- suggestion box
- cross eyed home office
- wheelchair hood ornaments
- men’s figure skating
- the new job
- shitty deodorant
- costco hot dog date
- roxxxy the sex doll
- marriage proposal
- valentine’s day profile pic
- poop in a shoe
- calling my gf
Status Updates
The ramblings of an idiot
- Lost, you just lost me
- the invention of the sloppy joe
- not cool
- half shaven
- dream date
- two hot dogs
- let’s go park
- in the check out line
- working on my game
- laundry and boners
- strip club on Christmas Eve
- power point presentation
- bowling and boobs
- gay pirates
- whit trash tim’s pizza and porn palace
- all dressed up and nowhere to go
- missing researcher
- the mind of an idiot
- Bob Barker come on down
- not so typical night out
- negativity and job productivity
- funny e-y-e-e-x-a-m
- vamp tramp
- tim and tmi
- the unofficial twittionary
- Beverly Hills parking enforcement
- job search
- dead hookers and birthday wishes
