Funny Status Update
Tim:
Back from Pete’s wedding. It was nice of him to ask me to be in it. After years of fighting, I thought it was good we could finally squash the days of our youth…However, when I got there he took me into the bathroom and said this is where you will be working tonight… He made me the bathroom attendant and told me not to come out until the wedding was over. — The problem with that was I never got any guidance or training on being a bathroom attendant. The only time I ever encountered one was when I went to a gay bar… so I did what they did… Apparently it is not standard practice to hold IT for them…I’m starting to think that guy wasn’t really an attendant…and I tipped him too!!
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