Status update: job search





Facebook Status Update

I applied for some very intriguing jobs on the Craigslist today. One was for a Tug Job Operator in West Hollywood. I didn’t know there were any lakes in Hollywood. Anyways I applied for it. Another positions I applied for was a Rim Job Specialist. I know I don’t know anything about detailing a car but I’m ready to dive on in and learn some new skills. I’m pretty desperate so I also applied for the Anal Checker position, in the back of the house. I can do a little quality assurance of goods, why not. Plus I wouldn’t have to deal with any customer A-holes.



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