Wedding Tackle, Twig and Berries, Knob, Pole, Skin Flute, Fire Hose, Bone or Boner.
Generic Terms for it
- Dick
- Cock
- Wiener
- Pecker
- Boner
- Hard on
- Thing
- Piece
- Member
- Tool
- Package
- Unit
- Shaft
- It
Get a funny book on the Penis for your coffee table! Penis Pokey
Lesser-Known Penis Slang (perhaps British slang)
- Doinker
- Prick
- Cack
- Choad
- Chub
- Pud
- Schlong
- Wankie
How about the book Tickle His Pickle on pleasing a penis. a great stocking stuffer!
Penis Slang that could Pass for an Asian Name
- Dong
- Wang
- Ding a ling
- Ding dong
- Long dong
Give your ex the Guide for a Bigger Penis in front of his new partner
Meat Popsicle, Sausage, Corn Dog, Stinky Pickle, Banana, Bologna Pony, Teeny Weenie.
Phallic Shaped Food
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- Kielbasa
- Bratwurst
- Meat Popsicle
- Big Italian salami
- Meat thermometer
- Bologna pony
- Salami
- Sausage
- Tube steak
- Weenie
- Pork sword
- Noodle
- Banana
- Stinky pickle
- Corn dog
Penis 101 – Required Reading: History of the Penis
Magic Penis
- Magic wand
- Staff
- Divine Rod
- Magic mushroom tip
Penis Love
- Love muscle
- Love shaft
- Love stick
- Baby maker
How to Live with a Huge Penis. Seriously, there is a book on this! Thank God!! lol
Ding Dong, Pencil Dick, Third Leg, Ding Dong, Baby Arm, Cock, Mushroom Tip, Love Muscle, Heat Seeking Love Missile, Beef Bayonet, Needle Dick.
Body Parts to Describe Your Part
- Main vein
- Middle leg
- Third leg
- Baby arm
Sucks to be You (on the receiving end)
- Tonsil tickler
- Anal impaler
- Cornholer
A great gift for Mothers Day Guide to Fisting, Fingering & Hand Jobs
Not so Proper Fucked
- Heat-seeking love missile
- Beef bayonet
Tools that Go to Town
- Power drill
- Jack hammer
Sports Equipment to Play with
- Wedding tackle
- Bat
- Club
- Rod
- Pole
An E-book I Have a Small Penis Tales, probably so no one can see it sitting on your bookshelf
Phallic Shaped Hardware
- Knob
Jack-in-the-Box, Little Solider, Tally Whacker, Joy Stick
Playing with Your Toy
- Joystick
- Jack-in-the-box
- Little solider
- Tally Whacker
This One is for the Groupies
- Skin flute
- Male organ
It’s all about the D
- D-train
- The D
Now this is more like it! Sexual Urban Legends: Penis Captivus, Vagina Dentata, Soggy Biscuit, Gerbilling, Mars Bar Party, Sex Parties & Rainbow Parties
Penises with Character
- Mr. Happy
- Bald-Headed Yogurt Slinger
- Big Dick and the Twins
- Long Dong Silver
- Jimmy
- Johnson
- Little Chubby
- Captain Winky
- One Eyed Willy
- Ole One Eye
- One Eyed Monster
- Purple-Headed Soldier
- Purple Headed Warrior
- Peter
- Harry Johnson
Captain Winky, Mr. Happy, Purple Headed Warrior, Little Chubby, One Eyed Monster
You’re an Animal — in Bed
- Alabama black snake
- Anaconda
- One eyed snake
- One eyed trouser snake
- Hog
- The Salamander
- Purple headed cobra
- Electric eel
- Worm
I didn’t know you could give yourself a nickname? Guess your penis is the exception: The Penis Name Book: A Guide to Naming Man’s Best Friend
Big Penis Slang Words
- Giant Redwood
- Horse cock
- Hung
Small Penis Slang Words
- Pencil dick
- Needle dick
- Lincoln Log
- Tootsie Roll
- Tiny Tim
- Twig and berries
- Teeny weenie
and one more one eyed trouser snake
If you like sexual innuendoes, try a spoof how-to How to Lay Pipe.
May 20th, 2010 at
this was interesting
October 15th, 2010 at
Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger.
July 1st, 2011 at
Stroker Happy Stick!
July 19th, 2011 at
things that make you go hhmmmm
July 29th, 2011 at
You forgot Flesh Trombone ;P
August 18th, 2011 at
This helped me a lot with my kinky story for my slut<3
October 13th, 2011 at
Things that make Renee go mmmmmmmm
October 25th, 2011 at
You forgot “gigglestick”.
November 18th, 2011 at
Laude THE INDIAN VERSION
January 6th, 2012 at
Today, I went to the doctor’s office. People kept staring at me and I couldn’t figure out why. Later, I realized my sister’s puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants’ crotch. FML
January 8th, 2012 at
stondeen
January 22nd, 2012 at
Gentleman’s Sausage
February 10th, 2012 at
junk mail. i heard it on the regular show
March 5th, 2012 at
Meat whistle
March 25th, 2012 at
Ahh, I can’t believe I forgot that one!
March 25th, 2012 at
The weapon of ass destruction
March 26th, 2012 at
there’s also 2 lovely Scottish slang words that should appear: Dobber and Wanger! These have to be my favourites!
April 1st, 2012 at
Woody
April 13th, 2012 at
f**k stick
rubberducky´s last [type] ..I Hate You Too
May 2nd, 2012 at
it really made me laugh…
the third leg … also ???
May 3rd, 2012 at
shake weight
June 5th, 2012 at
what’s a Juggalo slang for penis.?
June 30th, 2012 at
Mr. Softy
July 5th, 2012 at
“hard-on and boner” are a little bit misleading as generic terms for penis, as both of those terms refer to the erect penis. Salami cutting I know, but I wanted to point that out.
July 9th, 2012 at
Ive never heard the term tiny Tim ive heard Cock and dick and penis and Johnson and all the other’s most of them not all of them thats funny tho.
July 13th, 2012 at
Tiffy (from the 1950s)
August 8th, 2012 at
Dont forget..ramrod..hammer slamer..Petey Pablo n da twiws.. Chubby.. slugger Louie vill sluger..frank and the beans.. Chorizo.. Foot long ..tube steak wraped in underwear…Jimmy Johnsen.. the dirty wise man..sixshooter..12 guage cum pump.. Dirty harry…
August 8th, 2012 at
Rubber neck..nibles and the boys..mickey dicky..octo boogie..gold member..
August 10th, 2012 at
What about ‘chopper’ lol
August 24th, 2012 at
Aaron’s Rod!!!!!
September 2nd, 2012 at
Pogostick and strawberry or chocolate Lollipop
September 18th, 2012 at
rock hard storm trooper with a purple helmet!
September 19th, 2012 at
Bolonga pony
November 26th, 2012 at
They forgot beef bazooka, aids grenade, tall morning wood, one eyed warrior, slim jim, excetra excetera excetera…..