sister’s friend over for christmas

Was it wrong for me to think that what my sister really got me was one of her girlfriends for Christmas.

No way she only got me a stupid sweater. Supposedly her friend was celebrating Christmas with our family because she couldn’t afford to travel back east to visit her family. That’s BS, she has a good job and I think she could have paid for that trip; she obviously wanted to spend time with me.

and so what if I cut a hole at the end of her stocking and tried to pull the ole hole in the bottom of the popcorn trick. Some people just can’t take a joke. Turns out it was my brother stocking; — awkward! (parts of this story are true. I’ll let you decide which parts.)

the same girl in this post hooking up with my sister’s friends

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