I want to buy a short bus so I can be a taxi driver for large groups. I’d wear a helmet of course, a name tag written in crayon with a phone number to call in case I get lost, drool constantly and keep repeating, “where’s the bus driver.”
It’s okay, I can make jokes like this – I used to date a ra-tard. you will never guess why they really wear helmets. let’s just say, she was a freak in bed. like an elephant seal in the water, you’d never know that they could hardly walk on land.
Plus I think I’m like 1/16th ra-tard — but NO! when I applied for minority scholarships in college, I didn’t receive any of them. what ever, so I had to have at least 1/8th of a minority to be considered – but if I were an 1/8th ra-tard, I would’nt have needed those scholarships because I wouldn’t have even made it into college. typical!
