run lazy run

I think it would be a novel idea run a marathon – Here’s the catch – It’s Run, Fat Boy, Run, with a twist – I’m not going to run or train a single mile in preparation for it. The only thing that will keep me going is that I think I can do it. plus it will make me happy to think of all the people who train so hard just to finish it. I will wear a shirt that on the back of it says, “I didn’t train for this at all and I’m beating you – you suck so give up.” I plan to bet my friends and family that I can finish it; official rules and odds to come soon.

Update: Not a damn one of my friends will bet me. Yeah, I probably would have taken their money with the odds I had fixed. With enough sucker bets on me not being able to run 10 miles, which offered a great pay out, would have covered all the bets on me not being able to finish. My friends are simply too smart to be out smarted. I guess this means I have to keep looking for a job.

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