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Whether you believe the legend of the one eyed trouser snake to be true or not, here is one sketch-artist’s depiction of the elusive creature; it was all made possible through the help of a hand full of eye witness accounts by drunk sorority girls, one of which has recently been diagnosed with skitzophrenia. The one eyed trouser snake is not thought to be dangerous but on occasion it will puff itself up and rear its head and shaft upwards if it gets messed with. If you encounter a one eyed trouser snake, it is wise to proceed with caution and avoid making eye contact; as one unfortunate victim described it to also spit a unknown substance at her face before it fled for its home but not before it demanded a sandwich and a cigarette.
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