Since I donated to the Obama campaign, I own an Obama t-shirt, a yard sign and a campaign button or two — Does that mean that February is my month too? I asked my one black friend and he said no. Then I told him, “But we finally got one of us in – you know — a lefty.” Again he said no and went on to explain to me that there already has been a left handed person in the White House before. I could tell that my one black friend was not buying my reasoning.
I don’t think it was my joke that bothered him, I think he was still mad about election night. That night we went out to celebrate our victory and I pulled a real life Randy Marsh (south park: e12: s12). It was a black out night for me. Shot after shot, drunk political discussions and some really bad karaoke of ‘We are the Champions’ and ‘God Bless America’ was about all I remember. Apparently he helped me back to his condo and then went back out. I somehow woke up in the shower which I had flooded. There was puke all over the the toilet and I broke his shower curtain rod. I cleaned up the bathroom and I sobered up around 2 or 3 am. I took a nap on the couch and then headed home around 6 am. I guess he didn’t go to the bathroom when he came home because he didn’t wake me up to ask what had happened.
I sent him a text the next day and he sent me a text back. He let me know about all the damage I caused and I told him that I would pay for all the repairs. Only a day after Obama got elected he costs me a couple hundred dollars. Damn it! I should have voted for McCain.
