negativity and job productivity

We just had an hour and 45 minute work meeting about the negative attitude us researcher have been having. Management also used this time to tell us that our quota is now doubled. Ain’t that just a slap in the face.

Later that day:

Still a little annoyed from the work meeting on negativity and productivity — in regards to our new quotas — I got your quota right here — I set a quota to apply for 10 new jobs today — I did 11. So what if 5 of them want candidates with 3-5 years of experience when I have none; one of them I don’t speak Chinese and probably couldn’t fake that; and two of them require a punctual professional with a can do attitude.  That leaves me with 3 good jobs that I’m in the mix for. No, Wait, just 2; one of them is for the same thing I do right now. I’m not sure why I applied for that one.

What happened the next day strike two

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