mother #$%&#@

I used to worked with this one older lady and during our holiday party she got me all liquored up on shots of Jager. She convinced a few of us to go back to her place for an after hours party. We were all too drunk to drive home so we decided to all crash at her place.  Seeing how she bought me all those shots, I pretty much had to put out. Plus I wanted to sleep in a bed and not on the floor. Early the next morning she got up to get her son up to got to school; high school.  That’s not the worst of it – she also had a son who was my age too. but it gets better – apparently I used to run against him in college – He may have beaten me in every race we competed in but I think I got the last laugh. now I’m the mother #$&#@ not him.

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