If you are like me, you don’t function well until you have your morning cup of coffee. Sometime you might be a little cranky and really just want to be left alone for the first 15 minutes of the work day; before someone asks you about your weekend or the status of that report that’s due later on this week. Forget about getting one of those coffee mugs with phrases like, “I hate Mondays.” – What you need is a coffee mug that will give your coworkers the impression that approaching you would be a bad idea.
If those coffee mugs are not safe for work (NSFW), take a look at these; safe for work but still annoying. I call them annoying status update mugs. If your coworkers insist on bothering you so early in the morning, the least you can do is make them regret it. Maybe next time they will give you your space and let you drink your morning coffee in peace.
October 19th, 2009 at
I had this same idea. Interesting coincidence.
Also consider:
“You’re mouth is moving but nothing interesting is coming out of it.”
“I don’t care how your weekend was, that’s why I didn’t ask.”
October 19th, 2009 at
When I made the cat one, I was thinking about you; not because your breath smells like cat butt (no, your breath smells like used penises) but because you own a few cats. Technically you are still shy one cat before I can call you the crazy cat lady.
no but seriously, I thought of you 
. The ED penis handle is made out of memory metal so you can bend it to make a handle like a coffee cup has but when you set it down it eventually goes back to its erect shape. The Gun one has a compartment for sugar and you can add cream when you squeeze the trigger. the Cat butt one could have a fart spray to keep people away. IDK? these are just a few of my stupid ideas.