me and my silly man purse

This is only bad advice if one of your guy friends calls you out on it; otherwise it’s pretty damn awesome in a sort of funny lame way.

I Just realized that for the last 9 months, I have essentially been carrying around a purse. I came to that conclusion today when I had the thought about how nice it is to be able to carry around random things in my lunch bag. What’s in there right now: pens, gum, post it notes, candy, phone, keys, aspirin, usb drive, eye drops, napkins mints and food. OMG, WTF where is my MAC makeup kit and all my tampons.

Yeah it’s pretty funny, go ahead an laugh at me and my silly man purse.

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