lock your computer

If you work at an office, use AIM and work with a bunch of comedians who think they are just so damn funny, you better make sure that when you leave the office for lunch, that you lock your computer. At least close your open IM conversation window. It’s like you left me an open invitation to screw with your business. I went ahead and sent another coworker an IM via the forgetful coworkers computer. She (me) tells one of our male coworkers that  she really likes him and that they should go out sometime.

It all would have been hilarious if it wasn’t for the fact that they both were at lunch together; fail

An Hour Later:

I went to drop the kids off at the pool and when I came back I found that I got a taste of my own medicine. My dumb ass forgot to lock my computer. I had to explain to one of my girlfriends that I don’t actually want to tap her ass and that I’m not feening to pay her a visit; now my joke has just become an epic fail. What ever, it was pretty funny that they got me back but don’t think this is over.

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