Today I did my laundry all by myself; I even separated like all you woman folk do; all my left socks went into one washer and all my right socks went into the other. The only clean clothes that I had left to wear while doing the wash were some cut off jeans shorts, and a t-shirt that said “I brake for boners” – What? – I thought it was a shirt about paleontologist. I passed on “bury your bone” because it made no sense to me since they dig bones up not bury them.
AboutTongue tied tim is all amateur all the time; you won't find any big egos here but that's not to say we won't try our very best to get a laugh out of you. Not only is it okay to laugh at our expense we aim to try. We are all about bringing you an uncensored account of all our awkward yet funny moments through our many ramblings, rants, raves, misguided attempts, indecent proposals, inappropriate and untimely remarks and bad one liners. some of us have even stopped taking our prescribed meds, against doctors' orders - so that might make for some good material. We got us an online open mic here, so feel free to submit a funny story, pic or comic. |
