I went to the website of The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien to try and get tickets; knowing I’d never get any, here is how I filled out the request form. The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien ticket request form
Name: Jay Leno
Address: 1151 Tower Rd. Beverly Hills, Ca. 90210
Email: timwinter@tonguetiedtim.com
Ticket Amount: 1 single seat in the very back
Dates: 1/20,1/21 or 1/22/2010
Message to Conan and the Tonight Show Staff:
Conan,
Hi, It’s me Jay. I seem to keep getting canned and I know I’m kinda, sorta dicking you over this time, but — do you think I can sit in on one of your shows so I can learn how to be funny again?
I hope this request finds you well and that there are no hard feelings that I am loved by old white women of middle class America and you are loved by all those young trendsetting youngsters; damn hoodlums!
But seriously Conan, I have become the crazy cat lady and all the neighbor kids now run past my house — as I sit crying naked in my garage full of cars. Please help me get my funny back.
Jay
PS: You looking to sell that green eyed beauty of yours, the 92 Green Ford Taurus? I’ll give her a good home in my collection. I’ll only wash her with the tears of your fans.
