You’re life has meaning and you are destined for great things. Just kidding; you are a loser and always will be a loser. I hope they lock you up for the rest of your life — April Fools!!! — April Fools about your life having meaning; you’re for sure not going anywhere in life. (said my third grade teacher to me and again by my little league coach and again by my butcher)
Happy Mothers Day to all those girls out there that I probably knocked up and never called again. I mean come on, what white guy is ever named Jose; you should have known better. You’re never going find me and you’re never going to get my money.
I want to meet the “That’s What She Said ” girl. She is a freak and obviously has some serious daddy issues; she is my kind of girl and I bet she is probably hot with little to no self esteem. Girls with daddy issues: giving guys like me everywhere a chance to get laid by a hot chick. thanks dead beat dads – I salute you and say happy Fathers Day.
Happy Independence Day to all you Darwin Award recipients. If it wasn’t for our independence that gave you the freedom to a accidentally stick a bottle rocket up your butt backwards while trying to throw an m80 out of the back of a speeding pick up truck — you might still be alive — but you never would have been truly free to live your life. Go USA!
more to come.
