I go to the same Ralph’s grocery store all the time and I have a thing for this check out girl – well – woman – she has to be in her mid 40′s and a total cougar; but anyway, I decided to buy a few items to break the ice and start a conversation; all that I bought was a box of tissues and an oversized bottle of hand moisturizer – long story short – we’re going out tomorrow!
AboutTongue tied tim is all amateur all the time; you won't find any big egos here but that's not to say we won't try our very best to get a laugh out of you. Not only is it okay to laugh at our expense we aim to try. We are all about bringing you an uncensored account of all our awkward yet funny moments through our many ramblings, rants, raves, misguided attempts, indecent proposals, inappropriate and untimely remarks and bad one liners. some of us have even stopped taking our prescribed meds, against doctors' orders - so that might make for some good material. We got us an online open mic here, so feel free to submit a funny story, pic or comic. |
