Tongue Tied Tim

The Pregame Mental Speech (PMS)

Everyone has been calling you little girls for years — but enough is enough — today you become women. So ladies — hike up your skirts and strap on your pads; it’s time to get ready for a bloody fight! —-Remember to stay hydrated; we don’t need any cramping up out there.

Start of First Period

Min 2: Goal Japan; backhand by Menstruate; assist by Uterine-Lining


Min 6: Goal Japan; by Flow, through the five hole (between the legs).










You find yourself in a losing battle against a far superior team. This has caught you off guard and what was thought to be a friendly match is turning messy. Your only shot to slow the bleeding is to send in your enforcer to take out their top scorer.





1) Throw down your gloves and stick.




















2) Pull your opponents jersey over their head and punch away.




















3) Go to the penalty box and clean yourself up.

End of Period

Team Japan: 5 — Regina Red Wings: 0


There is no hiding how bad you look – forfeit the match, go home and hide in shame – but get ready, because in 30 days you have your next bloody battle.

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