How to Crop Dust

How to Crop Dust

Living on a farm ain’t easy – And during these economic times, living on a farm definitely ain’t easy. Like any good neighbor during times of uncertainty, it’s thoughtful to share what resources you have with the neighbors that have not. Some of you neighbors might be too proud to ask for help or you just might not want to be seen as a softy if you offer to help; so when you decide you are going to crop dust your neighbor’s field, you have to do it when they aren’t looking and least expect it.

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You just ate your early morning breakfast burrito and your plane is all gassed up and ready to go. You’re so antsy to get your butt in the air to crop dust that you can hardly contain yourself! Of course, you don’t want to wake your neighbors, so you must be stealthy on this adventure, which you playfully codename, “Silent but Deadly.”

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How to crop dust



1) As you spot your mark, fly low just under the radar. Line up your approach and open your release-hatch slowly; careful not to spread your flaps too wide or you risk being detected. (Release early to compensate for your speed and wind direction.)

2) Continue to crop dust as long as you can; get it all out because you will only get one pass at it. Give It time, it will spread and eventually engulf they area.

3) Once you finish, keep your cool and begin to pull up. Gain some altitude and get yourself lost in the crowd of clouds. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!









NOTE:
Your neighbors will unquestionably be grateful for your willingness to share, and even if they don’t ask for more, you should consistently pull this one off without anyone noticing you did it. Remember, it’s always a successful mission if someone else gets credited (or blamed) for your actions.


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