During our last family reunion, the one where I got punched by my younger brother which is not to be confused with the previous year’s reunion where my older brother threw a pitcher of beer at me and busted open my eyebrow, (why do I always bleed at our reunions?), I had a chance to hook up with two of my sister’s friends; at the same time. It was late, we were all wasted and they needed a place to crash. We came to an agreement that included some wording that was interpreted as a green light for a three way.
My room was converted into a guest bedroom and now had two twin beds. Each girl picked a separate bed while I was in the bathroom. When I came back the lights were off but it was still on. I choose the bed closest to me and started to make out a little bit. I tried to convince the other girl to come over and “cuddle” with us but there just wasn’t enough room. Okay, I can work with this; take a number. In the middle of trying to get it on, the girl I’m with decides to tell me that she has a boy friend and that she can’t sleep with me. Son of a Bitch!!
By this time the other girl thinks I’m no longer interested in her (in reality she was the one I wanted more; save the best for last right?). She goes to sleep, ending any possibility to hook up with even just one girl. Tim: Fail. The next morning I find out that the second girl is a freaking doctor. I choose the wrong girl, again! Tim: Epic Fail. should of, would have, could have; story of my life. FML.
I’m a lover not a fighter but here is what happened hours early blood is thicker than water
October 16th, 2009 at
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November 20th, 2009 at
As a doctor, I can say that it is highly unlikely she would have had sex with you anyway. Also, doctors NEVER have three ways (with their friends).
November 23rd, 2009 at
You are probably right on that one Doc; Doctors do know best — We just hope she was at least flattered by the notion — If it’s any consolation, tongue tied tim didn’t care if she was a doctor or a janitor, he fancied her very much so.