I haven’t shaved in a week or two. decided to shave today and all was fine until my electric razor ran out of juice; now I resemble Joe Dirt. I’ll probably forget to finish cleaning up and just go out like this. I’ll get a lot of looks and I’ll think it’s because everyone thinks I’m someone famous.”isn’t that The Tim Winter?” “(under breath) he’s a fucking idiot-ehh I’d still do him-but only if I’m blindfolded” Nice!
AboutTongue tied tim is all amateur all the time; you won't find any big egos here but that's not to say we won't try our very best to get a laugh out of you. Not only is it okay to laugh at our expense we aim to try. We are all about bringing you an uncensored account of all our awkward yet funny moments through our many ramblings, rants, raves, misguided attempts, indecent proposals, inappropriate and untimely remarks and bad one liners. some of us have even stopped taking our prescribed meds, against doctors' orders - so that might make for some good material. We got us an online open mic here, so feel free to submit a funny story, pic or comic. |
