half shaven

I haven’t shaved in a week or two. decided to shave today and all was fine until my electric razor ran out of juice; now I resemble Joe Dirt. I’ll probably forget to finish cleaning up and just go out like this. I’ll get a lot of looks and I’ll think it’s because everyone thinks I’m someone famous.”isn’t that The Tim Winter?” “(under breath) he’s a fucking idiot-ehh I’d still do him-but only if I’m blindfolded” Nice!

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Tongue tied tim is all amateur all the time; you won't find any big egos here but that's not to say we won't try our very best to get a laugh out of you. Not only is it okay to laugh at our expense we aim to try.

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