I’m standing down here at the point and I’m looking at what appears to be — a pirate ship — a gay pirate ship? The sails look to be made of a 2000 thread count Egyptian cotton; a hull made of a fine dark red mahogany; hand crafted crown moldings, wainscoting, elaborate sconces, gold leaf accents and designer fabrics all through out. but what really gives it away is the disco ball and the YMCA song blasting through the speakers on the top deck and dance floor. ahhh the sweet life of a gay Pirate; which I’m now told a gay pirate is redundant.
