$5.00 for a Bud Light! I never would have stayed long if it wasn’t for that sugar momma; after she bought me a drink, I said to her, “I now feel 100% obligated to put out for you. If we get you drunk enough, you too could have a good time.” She thought I was funny; my stupidity is finally starting to paying off. What ever a straight guy does in life, his motivation is woman – I’m not trying to make you laugh, I’m trying to cloud your judgment so you might sleep with me.
Sometimes – a lot of times – I’m “that guy”
