Tongue Tied Tim: day 367 in LA; In that time I have received only 9 interviews out of an estimated 200 resumes sent out. That’s not including the over 100 advertising agencies I whored myself out to prior to moving here. It’s hard to get a job as a slightly above average creative. day 850 of being severely underemployed.
Jenn: Something positive will happen soon. I feel it. Or that could just be gas that I’m feeling. Noooo….you’ll get something better soon!
Brad: Tim, you know who we haven’t whored ourselves out to yet? Drew Carey. We need to get on The Price is Right. We need to win some decent money, ’cause there sure as hell ain’t any way to earn decent money these days.
Jenn: Or just whore yourselves out period.
Brad: I dunno if the world can handle Tim Winter the Whore.
Tim: My man whoring days are over! When I went on a man date for my jestcort (jester/escort) service and when he asked me if I wanted to play a little catch — he didn’t mean throwing some balls around — well, yes he did — but not the balls I had thought. I should have read up on the man whore lingo before I said yes to something I thought would be so innocent. When he said something about “the Rocket” I thought he was a Yankees fan but what he really said was “pocket rocket”. We clearly were fans of two different teams.
Jenn: He’s MY man whore.
If you are interested in my Jestcort ( jester/ escort) service, read propositioned by a straight guy
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