Plain Jane: To celebrate Valentines Day, change your Profile Picture to you and your significant other. Tell how long you’ve been together! Almost 3 years together! 2 years as my boss
Plain Jane: And the rumor you might have heard — Its true. She took my virginity. I’ve been holding out on her for so many months I thought I’d finally give in.
Plain Jane:By the way, gay is the new straight.
Tim I think this whole idea is stupid. Haha, Jane is a liar; it was not Erin who took it, it was our mentally challenged neighbor down the street. She tried to convince us he wasn’t but we knew he was; all the Special Olympics medals hanging up in his room was kind of a give away. it was the start of a long line of retards that she would go on to date and bang.
Plain Jane: that is so horrible, Tim… but I had to laugh.
Ryan: Well I was going to put TO backup there but I decided not to. And ya Tim harsh! Nobody ridicules you for having sex with sheep, retards need love too!
Tim:That sheep said he was 18! dude! I’m never going to live that one down am I.
Ryan: Not a chance, but for a cheap price I will keep my mouth shut about the tranny? Oops
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