Tim: I’m at my new job literally right across the street from my old job. IB peeps, I can see you, come wave out the window. Ohh and yes we have a ping pong table too — and a pool table — and an xbox — and a tv — free sodas.
Brad: Very funny, Tim. And do you also get a personal testicle washer?
Pat:Your life is like the movie “Momma’s Boy”
Tim: I’ll never play any of them but i will drink some soda. the office is nice. i’ll post pics when I can. the floors are carpeted in furs from endangered animals, the walls are wallpapered in $100 bills and everyday there is a five o clock free crack giveaway. and yes Brad, there is a bathroom attendant to wipe my butt. well, when I become salary. i still have to wipe until then.
Brad:I said “testicle washer,” you idiot. They already have butt-wipers here at IB.
Tim: I only let a few people touch my testicles — I am making Jenn watch a training video, a safety video before I let her even look at them let alone wash them in her mouth.
Brad: Jenn? But Tim, I thought she had “TGIF” tattooed on her mouth. (Toes go in first.)
Tim: Turds go in first
Brad: Oopps, my brad
Tim: My “brad”? really is that your new catch phrase? You know, mine is “you can’t spell Tim without tmi.”
Brad: It’s an old catchphrase. I use it whenever I feel like it.
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