Brad: Why are we working, who the hell works on Veterans Day
Tim: Terrorist do – which means we all must be a bunch of terrorists.” –hmm, the occupation of terrorist sure is a thankless one. They work just as hard, work weekends too but no holiday for them? The better they are at thier jobs, the more the people hate them
Brad: I hate you, Tim Winter.
Danny: If no one works on Veterans day, that means Bin Laden has won!!!
Tim: Notice the angry tone of Brad’s reply. If that doesn’t prove that he himself is a terrorist, you can just as easily look at the color of his skin and ask your self, is it white? If the answer is no, he’s probably a terrorist — but the end all to determine if he is one or not is to look at his last name. In Brad’s case it surely does not sound like the last name of a white guy — therefore he must be a terrorist — plus he is working on Veterans day!!!
Tim: Bin Laden? I haven’t heard that name in about 6 years. How is old Osama these days? How about his cave? Is it feng shui yet? I told him to add a fish tank in the entryway for good luck and that his prayer rug should face the other way even though Mecca is not in that direction. He stopped returning my calls.
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