Tim: Rob complained to me about using a swiffer mop pad on our counter tops –among a list of other complaints. I grew tired of hearing it so I told him I’d put out a suggestion box so he can leave his criticism for me to read later. It will be 100% anonymous and I’ll never know who left the comments so he can be completely truthful without fear of being called out
Jenn: That is the funniest thing I’ve read all
Rob: Last i checked mops are for floors people. The pads aren’t even anti-bacterial…I mean i love me so trichinosis for the weight gain but too much is too much.
Brad: Tim uses Maxi pads on the Swiffer?
Tim: This was all after I used that same mop pad to wipe the toilet seat off after I peed on it while trying to send him a text that said I was cleaning the place with only one swiffer mop pad.
Jane: Hilarious! I love you, Tim!
Rob: That explains why ham sandwich that I made on the “clean” counter had a touch of tanginess to it. That’s it its go time!
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