Tim: I wore deodorant for the first time in a few months – seriously – when I ran out last, I stopped buying it. I never smelled bad at all when I did not wear it. It was only because of my new job that I bought some. The junk made my armpits smell bad. I think I’m just not going to use it. Damn society telling me that’s wrong.
Sara: Next time buy men’s deodorant. Women scent on men just don’t go right.
Matt: Thai crystals are a new-age hippie scam!
Jenn: I didn’t want to hurt your feelings but…..
Tim: Jenn? seriously? no way you wouldn’t have said anything…plus I know i did not smell.
Jenn: You didn’t smell. I would have said “Dude. You stink.” You totally didn’t stink.
Tim: Except for that night i pooped the bed.
Jenn: We agreed never to speak of that again.
Matt: Pooping in bed is a great way to get rid of people you never want to see again.
Jenn: I think that might be what he was going for…yet I’m still here. I guess I’m not too great at taking all the massive hints.
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