Via a Facebook Status Update
Tim: Here is a new how to on laying pipe How to Lay Pipe
Jenn: You must know a lot about laying pipe. ; )
Tim: I know a thing or two — Brad and I combined all of our best techniques to create this one awesome how to article.
Brad: The mud is what makes it fun.
Jenn: Ah yes….the lubrication if you will.
Brad: Lubrication? No no no, that’s not the kind of mud I’m talking about.
Tim: No, like mud wrestling. Brad, I couldn’t wait any more to see if Comedy.com would buy anymore how tos like How to Match the Carpets to the Drapes. I had to crank out this post to keep our readers satisfied or they might goes elsewhere for their pee and poop comedy.
Jenn: Oh I get it….wrestling in poop.
Tim: no, you have it all wrong, we don’t make skat how to articles. That’s where we draw the line — unless it’s using that gag fake rubber poop. You might want to try a German porn site. What is your fetish with poop anyways?
Brad: I’m suddenly craving cabbage…
Jenn: I’m just catering to the needs you communicated over the weekend. Remember when you said “more shit pie”?
Tim: What you made didn’t deserve to be called Shepherds Pie, so I renamed it Sheep Shit Pie. turns out I must have been a house fly in a past life because I loved your Sheep Shit Pie.
Jenn: Are you going to hit me now?
Brad: Still craving cabbage…
Tim: Cabbage or do you mean kimchi?
Brad:That’s very racist, you albino turd.
Tim: I have no idea what Kimchi even was, I had to look it up the other time you mentioned it.
Jenn: I’m laughing so hard right now. You guys are so funny.
Brad: There is nothing funny about genuine hatred.
Tim: Brad that’s a bunch of meekrob, I don’t hate you. (South Park; Season 5
It Hits the Fan)
Brad: Meekrob? I’d make a racial food comment back at you, but there’s nothing funny about goddamn hot dogs and beer.
Jenn: Did someone mention wieners?
Tim: What?! The hot dog is the god father of food comedy. food comedy wouldn’t be where it’s at today if it wasn’t for the hot dog’s contributions. The hot dog was so ahead of it’s time that many people were just not ready for all the punch lines that came with inserting big ole meaty sweaty hot dogs into their mouths.
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