Plain Jane: Look out Jennifer! You’ve got competition! With Tim’s new job now he can afford to buy himself this new woman. Roxxxy the Sex Robot
Jenn: I thought he was growing tired of me. He deserves better anyway. This sounds like the perfect replacement.
Tim: Duh Jenn! have you never heard of a three-way?
Jenn: Ummm….that’s what I was suggesting — Coincidentally, on KROQ this morning, they interviewed a guy that lives in LA that is legally married to a mannequin. He’s real and he’s real crazy.
Tim: Legally? that’s BS. The Gays can’t even marry in this state. wtf?
Brad: “Hines believes that Roxxxy is a step above other love dolls — the similar but mute RealDoll costs about $5,500.” Why pay $1,500 more for a doll to talk? I know guys who’d pay their girlfriends/wives to shut up.
Tim: good point Brad
Jenn: Apparently a judge in Beverly Hills married them. He moved to DC w/the mannie but people broke her legs off. Now he needs to fix her legs cause he’s currently carrying them around in her day bag.
There’s a little thing called a gagball Brad. Tim does that to me when we’re playing BadGirl. Oddly we only ever play BadGirl when the Ducks are on….
Tim: that gag ball was really a cat toy for your cats, you are the one who put it in her mouth one drunk night.
Brad: I think that Beverly Hills judge was a Winter — and I meant that in a good way.
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