(status update) Plain Jane: Sorry girls, but it looks like another Winter boy is taken — Tim has a girlfriend! Rob and Mike are still available to the highest bidder though. Sorry Tim.
J: Any Winter women available?
Plain Jane: Yes, this woman is available — and since I don’t have any sisters, this is your only option.
tongue tied tim: Jane, yes it’s true. she is Canadian and you wouldn’t know her — and WTF? — before you go and tell everyone I’m taken, I’d like to let this girl know that I am actually dating her — I’ve been dating her for months now but she doesn’t know it yet.
J: Not a bad option — Is there any estate or wealth attached? (might be a deal breaker)
Plain Jane: there is a small amount of wealth…unless my parents blow it all in Vegas.
tongue tied tim: There is no money! Being their favorite child, I will be getting all the inheritance — as well as that yellow tea set you like so much Jane.
J: No tea set, no deal.
tongue tied tim: J, by all means take Laura but the tea set – well – it will be hard to part with — but then again, she already has “dibs” on it anyway. We’ve talked about it at ever holiday dinner for the last five years — right in front of our parents — who are still very alive and very well. We’ve even mentioned going around the house and placing our names on everything we want to claim.
J: I’ve never laid eyes on this tea set, but I know I need to have it!
tongue tied tim (much later): Jane and the tea set will be going to J for an undisclosed amount and a six pack of PBR. A car will be by to pick you up at 8 am.
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