Tongue Tied Tim: Is there anything worse than proposing to your gf while she is on the toilet — after you took her to the all you can eat chili bar? or you yourself leaving a floater in the toilet with a ring sticking out of it? — Wait until she comes home — a double surprise — the sports fanatic jumbotron guy ain’t got shit on this other guy.
Plain Jane: gross!
Jenn: A moment you’d want to NEVER remember. Especially the “you’ve got to dig it out yourself” part.
Brad: Tim… stop making fun of me.
Jenn: Wow Brad….she must really love you.
Brad: Well… she DID. I don’t get it, Tim said it would work like a Charmin.
Tim: Brad, what I told you to do was to place the ring in the bowl — A FISH BOWL with floating candles — not in the toilet bowl on a floating turd — and I said, “that shit would be charming.”
Brad: Oh. Well, damn. At least the chili bar was good.
Tim: I literally just laughed out loud — I also told you to take her to a “chill” bar — where did you even find a chili bar?
Brad: Compton. Incidentally, they were taping an episode of “Survivor” where we ate.
Tim: ahhh, yes — Survivor Compton. It’s an urban version since they ran out of islands — how that bald white guy has lasted so long, I’ll never know.
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