Funny Facebook Updates: Kitten Photos

Jen: More photos coming soon. It’s hard to catch them on film.


tongue tied tim: I’ll do it. I used to take portraits of children at Olan Mills. That was until I was arrested after their employees called the police on me.


Brad: I made the phone call, actually. What’s with you and all these cats tim? M.O. lester?


Jen: Those are my pussies he’s been playing with…..


Brad: At least he has a hobby during unemployment.


tongue tied tim: yeah I use the kittens to lure little kids into my van. where I then force them to make wallets and blankets that I sell to china who then sells them to America. A four week old kitten will win over a child in less than ten minutes, heart and all. Always be weary of anyone who owns a kitten farm.


























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  1. tongue tied tim Says:

    You can use the photos if they are for non commercial use. You may use the kitten photos for your PC wallpaper. If you use it for a blog, please link it back to my post.

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