Tongue Tied Tim: A new How-to I’m thinking about doing: “how to adjust a slipping tranny” (read a how-to: how to get through your first period, how to drop the kids off at the pool)
Brad: Huh? What’s there to “adjust”? I’d just let them fall.
Tim: As in how do you hide the frank and beans and stop from slipping out? Is there a type of joke strap or something, if so, how much does it cost?
Tim: Joke = Jock — I think I’ll invent the joke strap.
Jenn: Isn’t that what a cock ring is for? Wait….that doesn’t seem right…
Tim: Joke with your new coworkers and make them think you are a woman — after you suck him off — release the strap — everyone will get a huge laugh out if it — “Ohh, snap! She is a He — ahhh funny you got me. you got me good! lol”
Brad: Or a LITTLE laugh, depending on the person.
Tim: Jenn the cock ring was all I could afford — think of it as a sort of promise ring.
Brad: Jenn has a cock?! Maybe one of you needs the jokestrap.
Tim: Jokestrap. all rights reserved.
Brad: Get the ShamWow guy to sell it after he’s done battering another woman.
Jenn: No cock here. I’m all crack. Hmmm…that doesn’t sound right either.
Brad: Tim like crack
Tim: Jenn is from Canada where the government will pay for you to get your cock and balls whacked off.
Brad: Ooooh, so that’s how she lost hers!
Tim: Proper whacked off that is.
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