Originating from our coworker buddy’s status update about his recent movie review on Lock, Stock, and Two Film Geeks. Ahh, you got to love the randomness of the reply button and how we feed off each other’s stupidity for the next random thing to say.
James: It’s review day at Lock, Stock, and Two Film Geeks. This week we review Four Rooms, the fractured film by Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, and friends.
Tim: have you ever thought about adding, either a thumbs up/down a rating/stars or something of that nature to the top of your reviews? something in bold to tell us readers right away if you liked it or not.
James: The thought has crossed my mind, but then you wouldn’t have to read it, now, would you?
Brad the topic killer: Tim, I think you and I should start a similar site where we review co-workers and later comment on each other’s assessment.
Tim: Today we will review the content orders submitted by James as well as his odd bathroom habits. Tomorrow we will review the annoying guy who sits next to…
Brad: James doesn’t wash his hands after using the bathroom. At least four girls in this office have told me that so far. And yes, we must review the annoying piece of gutter trash that sits next to…
James: Thanks guys. Let’s spread that rumor.
Philip: That is 400% funny you guys. I broke a funny fuse.
Tim: Brad — you did say four girls, right? — That’s right people, James uses the Womens restroom; apparently he got a doctors note that states he has a weak bladder. Since the womens room is closer than the mens, he uses the womens. James is awesome.
Brad: Yes, four girls. Meaning, James sits down when he pees. Meaning, James doesn’t wash his hands after wiping himself in the women’s restroom. That’s why they call him “Goux.”
Tim: Another funny little factoid about James that our views might not know. One of Jame’s favorite things to do at work is to take all the left overs in the fridge. Word on the street is that he uses those left overs to pick up homeless chicks on the drive home from work. Is he trying to hookup or simply use the carpool lane? we may never know.
Brad: James also has a midget fetish. And he has swine flu.
Here is another funny facebook updates: beneficiary.
November 12th, 2009 at
You deceived me into thinking there was a link to the site with the blue font on “Lock, Stock, and Two Film Geeks.”
November 13th, 2009 at
I’m fixing it right now