Funny Facebook updates: Costco Hot Dog Date

Tim: Only day 8 of my new job and I worked over time. I know some special little lady that is going to be able to super size it on Valentine’s Day.

Plain Jane: LOL! Oh shit… that was funny

Jenn: You can’t super size it at Costco….

Jenn: At least not at the “restaurant” anyway.

Plain Jane: Oooh, is he taking you for the $1.50 dog and soda combo? That sounds awesome. I wish I had a valentine : (
On a side note, I was thinking you guys should come to PDX for a visit…and soon.

Jenn: Well….Friday night he took me to Costco for a weiner and a Coke. It was a night full of weiner. We ate in the car, in the rain. The gentle tap, tap of rain on the roof; the pungent odor of mustard filled the air; the cloying scent of relish wafted upwards; the windows fogged as my mouth wrapped around my weiner(s). Swoon. I’m not sure he can top that on V-Day. ; )

A PDX trip would be awesome! I need a vacay.

Rob: TMI

Jenn: Oh Rig – it’s your mind that went to THAT place. I was clearly referencing the delicious hot weiner at Costco. Although I can see how you might confuse that with Tim. ; )

Tim: It was a real hot dog cart in the car that night.

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